Norm's favourite cat Jokes and stories |
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Why
do cats make awful story tellers? |
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What
is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea? A catameringue. |
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| What
do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies. |
What
do you call a septic cat? Pus. |
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| What
magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping. |
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| Why
did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! |
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A disapproving
Norm yesterday |
Warning - Norm the Kitten disapproves of the following jokes!
Emma was in the garden filling in a hole when the next door neighbour looked over the hedge. "What are you up to there
Emma?" "Oh, what a shame." Said the neighbour. " But isn't that an awfully big hole for a hamster?" Emma flattened down the last of the soil and said, "That's because he's inside your nasty cat." |
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| Pain Threshold A pushy double glazing salesman was going door to door, and rang the bell of a crotchety old lady. She told him in a very few words that she did not want new windows and slammed the door in his face. Surprisingly though, the door bounced back open. She tried again and again the door rebounded open. Sure that this pushy young man was sticking his foot in the door, she went to give it a really good slam when the salesman said, "Madam, before you try shutting the door again, you need to move your cat." |
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